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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1021
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About schpanki : I just realised I have had the text "Awesomesauce" as description for a looooong time. I wonder if anyone ever read it...

Oh well, I like stuff, dont like stuff, yadayada.

Dont know what to write here. Bye.

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

#18490588
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29772) - you deserved it (3954)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - love - by PunkChik27 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

#18379052
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42642) - you deserved it (4473)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37551) - you deserved it (3093)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML

#18325691
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23948) - you deserved it (1966)

On 11/23/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by CRC (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

#18209020
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31631) - you deserved it (2854)

On 11/10/2011 at 9:35am - money - by Agathus (man) - United Arab Emirates

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38930) - you deserved it (3857)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34275) - you deserved it (8088)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

#18043699
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16890) - you deserved it (47954)

On 10/22/2011 at 2:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple seconds later and played video games instead. FML

#18012444
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37304) - you deserved it (5740)

On 10/18/2011 at 12:50am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (California)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64087) - you deserved it (3201)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML

#17910892
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24959) - you deserved it (3406)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:03pm - work - by UglyApparently (woman) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

#17663371
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30262) - you deserved it (4052)

On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27461) - you deserved it (3902)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

#17487267
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33007) - you deserved it (2851)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

#17211287
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33747) - you deserved it (2459)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)



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