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schnitzel5
  • Town/Country : Belmont, U.S.
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 776
  • Number of comments : 272
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

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Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8444) - you deserved it (31162)

On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21280) - you deserved it (1820)

On 09/22/2010 at 5:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML

#13027296 (264)

I agree, your life sucks (30131) - you deserved it (4183)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:29pm - intimacy - by nickim756 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, during an early morning preflight check, I spotted liquid pooling under the aircraft. I rubbed my fingers in it and sniffed. Good news? No dangerous fuel or hydraulic fluid leak. Bad news? My copilot was too lazy to walk back to the hangar to take a leak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25483) - you deserved it (2712)

On 07/18/2010 at 1:02am - work - by Flyboy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML

#11859279 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (20114) - you deserved it (28281)

On 07/13/2010 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by allalone - United States (Georgia)