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Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 9:25pm - love - by Anonyme - Switzerland (Fribourg)
Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by jaybob18 - United States (New York)
Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States
Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -
Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States
Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 10:34pm - kids - by richkief76 -
Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML
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On 05/08/2011 at 3:21pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by Cheerieful - United States
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