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Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11271) - you deserved it (77952) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63755) - you deserved it (7781)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39368) - you deserved it (7506)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53806) - you deserved it (8377)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47058) - you deserved it (3484)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

#16326196
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35856) - you deserved it (7579)

On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44858) - you deserved it (5927)

On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML

#16283076
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38347) - you deserved it (5611)

On 05/21/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by hahanosirr (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62701) - you deserved it (10844)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62701) - you deserved it (10844)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14180) - you deserved it (66585)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized my mom cares more about Kurt's bullying problem on Glee than she does for mine. FML

#16162317
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41305) - you deserved it (3829)

On 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44635) - you deserved it (3774)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

#16099797
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36334) - you deserved it (7531)

On 05/09/2011 at 12:03am - love - by Just_do_it_17 (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

#16076748
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42164) - you deserved it (6928)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)



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