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Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

#19532627
193 comments

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On 04/26/2012 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found the best cure for constipation is having my brother scare the literal shit out of me, in Walmart. FML

#19532255
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23069) - you deserved it (2251)

On 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm - health - by crazyk2468 (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

#19531313
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26224) - you deserved it (1760)

On 04/26/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Diffy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

#19531313
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26224) - you deserved it (1760)

On 04/26/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Diffy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML

#19528006
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22932) - you deserved it (1913)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:50pm - work - by A Henderson (man) - United States

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

#19522939
162 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML

#19522593
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23684) - you deserved it (1787)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:15pm - work - by Mug - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

#19517989
214 comments

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On 04/23/2012 at 6:51pm - kids - by sadmommy - United States (Texas)

Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML

#19517929
184 comments

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On 04/23/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by beleria (woman) - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

#19515625
165 comments

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On 04/23/2012 at 5:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

#19430484
249 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

#19416021
118 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 3:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my patient had her call bell on. When I went to see what she needed, she replied that she was very itchy and could not reach to scratch the itch. I basically got called in to scratch my patient's crotch. FML

#19415832
86 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 2:15am - work - by akasha (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

#19401263
172 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

#19385942
81 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 12:32am - work - by Kristat (woman) - United States



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