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Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML

#18394314
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21062) - you deserved it (8155)

On 11/30/2011 at 2:25pm - misc - by maggie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

#16278743
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33038) - you deserved it (7062)

On 05/21/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

#15979346
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28417) - you deserved it (4624)

On 04/29/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Jaggu (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13267) - you deserved it (47363)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

#14835429
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29289) - you deserved it (6119)

On 02/04/2011 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

#14813495
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25681) - you deserved it (2701)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by alephnull (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I tried to save a dying bird I found on the sidewalk. I got a parking ticket for $114 in front of the animal hospital. I later found out the bird died. FML

#14791787
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24512) - you deserved it (7109)

On 01/31/2011 at 9:46pm - animals - by Wheresthebeefz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I received a restraining order from a girl I have never met. FML

#13808592
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34269) - you deserved it (3237)

On 11/11/2010 at 10:55pm - misc - by Bob - United States (Texas)

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

#13374619
68 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having an in depth discussion with my girlfriends father about how corrupt journalists are and how our town's paper is the worst paper on the planet. After insulting basically everything about the newspaper, I asked him what he did for a living. He's the editor of the newspaper. FML

#9130183
120 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 12:00pm - misc - by annonoymus - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I got excited because I found a chat line for teens who are dealing with depression. I signed up and was about to enter the chat room and then a message popped up that said ''Sorry this is only available for teens in the United Kingdom.'' FML

#8732304
131 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 10:16pm - health - by Hannah - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was developing film at walmart. It started to get a little warm, so I began taking off my sweatshirt. This creepy old man approaches me, saying "You know, usually girls like you are paid to take their clothes off." FML

#7837856
119 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by hotandbothered (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

#7608108
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35535) - you deserved it (3009)

On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML

#7249954
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30128) - you deserved it (2867)

On 01/10/2010 at 12:55am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML

#6725334
47 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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