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by Anonymous / 05/16/2012 at 1:02pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
by smart move there / 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm / Ireland (Kildare) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/16/2012 at 6:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by jobless / 05/16/2012 at 3:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 11:14pm / United States / Health
Today, after a little detective work, I found out the money that recently went missing from my college fund was transferred by my mother, to her own account. She claims it's to pay a parking ticket. Maybe I'm just stupid, but I didn't know they fined people over $3,500 for a parking violation. FML
by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 6:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
by deewe / 05/13/2012 at 2:06am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML
by vron991 / 05/13/2012 at 1:02am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML
by Anonymous / 05/12/2012 at 4:04pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Love
by Eric Ngan / 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm / Singapore / Animals
Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet. A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML
by Snickers / 05/12/2012 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
by anamota89 / 05/11/2012 at 5:33am / United States / Love
by Brown345 / 05/11/2012 at 1:03am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Kids
Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML
by Slowsky / 05/09/2012 at 6:19am / United States (California) / Health