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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad turns around and says he was expecting him to have a guide dog. This is why I don't have much confidence in myself. FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by hitnmiss66 (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML
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On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm - misc - by Bilze - United States (Virginia)
Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by secret_source (woman) - United States
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 12:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, in a training class, I got to see a picture of what can happen when a man does not wear a safety harness correctly. For those of you who are unaware, male body parts are easily severed by loose straps. I cannot un-see that picture. It wasn't even a harness safety class. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by recmonty - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by HK (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 1:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)
Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 6:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 3:36am - work - by jobless - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 11:14pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, after a little detective work, I found out the money that recently went missing from my college fund was transferred by my mother, to her own account. She claims it's to pay a parking ticket. Maybe I'm just stupid, but I didn't know they fined people over $3,500 for a parking violation. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 6:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 2:06am - misc - by deewe (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)
Monday 20 May 2013
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