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Today, at a party, I told a joke to my crush. He didn't even smile. An hour later, I heard my model friend tell the exact same joke to him. He said it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by egc573 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, at a party, I told a joke to my crush. He didn't even smile. An hour later, I heard my model friend tell the exact same joke to him. He said it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by egc573 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she tells me I can't attend because Robin Williams graduated from Juilliard, and he now has too much facial hair. FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by A.W (woman) - United States
Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is she slept with my fiancé. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I trimmed my beard. When I showed my wife, she said, "Yeah, but you still look like a serial killer." FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Schaf_12 (man) - Austria (Wien)
Today, my husband texted me while I was sitting on the toilet, asking "Are you alright in there?" Apparently our thin walls and my constipation grunts made him worried that I was dying. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 7:18am - health - by FibreNeeded (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 1:45am - misc - by NotGay (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I decided not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Cassidy Bowen - United States (California)
Today, it was my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted, "You too". FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 12:58am - love - by thefailwhale (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
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Today, I moved into a new house. The landlord insists it's OK for her to come up whenever she wants because she owns the house. We aren't allowed to lock the doors and she has two 8-year-olds. They come into the bathroom every time they hear the shower running. We have a clear shower curtain. FML
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On 06/06/2012 at 9:25pm - misc - by HELP - United States
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 4:37pm - kids - by obtuse_ballsack (man) - Croatia (Grad Zagreb)
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
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On 05/28/2012 at 6:15am - misc - by Ladieda (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
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On 05/28/2012 at 6:15am - misc - by Ladieda (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, while at the mall, a kid no older than 5 pushed a stroller into my heel, which caught the back of my shoe and caused me to face-plant the floor in the middle of a very crowded department store. I didn't even get an apology. FML
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On 05/28/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anon - United States
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