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scarletdragonfly
  • Town/Country : Oklahoma, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 869
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About scarletdragonfly : 'Ello, children!

I sincerely apologize, but sometimes I can't help but be a grammar nazi. You youngins who use text lingo on the Internet can suck my balls.

Heh.

I'm sarcastic a lot.

I try to be nice. :)

I usually use the app, so if you PM me, I won't see it for a long time. :|

I live in Oklahoma, but I'm not a hick. I don't like it much here.

I lovelovelovelove photography, traveling, music, and volleyball. And gummy candy. Preferably in blue. And Lady Gaga. (Shhh...) And I don't care about your race, sexual preference, or beliefs. I just care about whether or not you're awesome.

Now go fuck yourself. ;)

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Today, is my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens to be the first day of my period. I've spent the whole morning in the fetal position with agonizing cramps, reduced to tears and whimpering while the painkiller refuses to kick in. Happy birthday! Love, my uterus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77945) - you deserved it (6675)

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