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About scarletdragonfly : 'Ello, children!

I sincerely apologize, but sometimes I can't help but be a grammar nazi. You youngins who use text lingo on the Internet can suck my balls.


I'm sarcastic a lot.

I try to be nice. :)

I usually use the app, so if you PM me, I won't see it for a long time. :|

I live in Oklahoma, but I'm not a hick. I don't like it much here.

I lovelovelovelove photography, traveling, music, and volleyball. And gummy candy. Preferably in blue. And Lady Gaga. (Shhh...) And I don't care about your race, sexual preference, or beliefs. I just care about whether or not you're awesome.

Now go fuck yourself. ;)

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