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scarletdragonfly
  • Town/Country : Oklie-homa, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 573
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About scarletdragonfly : 'Ello, children!

I sincerely apologize, but sometimes I can't help but be a grammar nazi. You youngins who use text lingo on the Internet can suck my balls.

Heh.

I'm sarcastic a lot.

I try to be nice. :)

I usually use the app, so if you PM me, I won't see it for a long time. :|

I live in Oklahoma, but I'm not a hick. I don't like it much here.

I lovelovelovelove photography, traveling, music, and volleyball. And gummy candy. Preferably in blue. And Lady Gaga. (Shhh...) And I don't care about your race, sexual preference, or beliefs. I just care about whether or not you're awesome.

Now go fuck yourself. ;)

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Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

#17092331 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (30842) - you deserved it (1759)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (28516) - you deserved it (6584)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (23766) - you deserved it (1924)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811 (307)

I agree, your life sucks (32681) - you deserved it (4560)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

#16980115 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (24708) - you deserved it (5348)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128 (423)

I agree, your life sucks (27839) - you deserved it (3481)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755 (522)

I agree, your life sucks (26361) - you deserved it (1773)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML

#13433237 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (13396) - you deserved it (6617)

On 10/13/2010 at 11:28am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML

#6255110 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (27830) - you deserved it (2567)

On 11/11/2009 at 7:21am - love - by Starchyld (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking when I heard a car horn honk. I looked up to see a hot guy giving me a thumbs up. As he got a better look at me, he made a disgusted face and flipped his hand so he was giving me a thumbs down. FML

#6008433 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (25861) - you deserved it (2598)

On 10/26/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by notsohot (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

#5775880 (236)

I agree, your life sucks (35020) - you deserved it (2257)

On 10/11/2009 at 1:21pm - misc - by cbarebo (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

#3866065 (289)

I agree, your life sucks (20071) - you deserved it (44416)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494 (859)

I agree, your life sucks (85958) - you deserved it (50908)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year old man who came up and handed us "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML

#2463557 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (37112) - you deserved it (3567)

On 05/31/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by ailat0107 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053 (704)

I agree, your life sucks (120456) - you deserved it (28816)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)