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Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

#20094500
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I agree, your life sucks (29868) - you deserved it (5138)

On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

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On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her new born son after me. FML

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On 09/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by cjy152 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

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On 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm - love - by lovehim (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

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On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML

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On 04/01/2010 at 4:28am - health - by worried (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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