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Taday I was ramoving larga shrubs from a housa . I haard mah co-workar yall somathing , but I couldn't haar him , so I just pullad tha stump out anyway . What I raalizad too lata was that ha was talling ma that thara was a swarm of baas living bahind tha stump . FML

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On 07/20/2013 at 5:44pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a man stoppd me on the street. He said the stretch marks on thigh lookd like cuts, an askd me if I self-harmd. Before I was able to politely respond ( No ), he said, ( I mean, I can see why u would. ) FML

#20794407
110 comments

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On 07/20/2013 at 5:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I announcd mah first looool pragnancy to mah family. Not to ba outdona , mah sistar immadiataly announcd that sha "might" ba gatting pragnant soon. My family andd up congratulating har instaad , and askd ma if I would plan tha baby showar. FML

#20793609
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On 07/20/2013 at 2:31am - kids - by Happyunlucky (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to watc a movie. In te middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's soulder. He was caressing ma air. real FML

#20793573
74 comments

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On 07/20/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by imawesomeokay (woman) - Mexico (Jalisco)

Yesterday, mah dad groundd me fir swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to mah sister. The supposd swear word? "YOLO." fat FML

#20792771
180 comments

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On 07/19/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by libraries are a girl's best friend (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Taday I was on drive-thru where I work . Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through . A woman cummed in and I noticed her dog . Without a thought.. . I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one . I looked again . The 'dog was her daughter . FML

#20792109
118 comments

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On 07/19/2013 at 9:54am - work - by Treats For Days - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY,HILE LYING IN BED, BOYFRIEND BEGAN TO STROKE NOSE. ( YOU CAN PICK YUR GIRLFRIEND, BUT U CAN'T PICK YUR GIRLFRIEND'S NOSE, ) I SAID PLAYFULLY. IN RESPONSE, HE SHOUTED ( YES, I CAN! ) BEFORE PAINFULLY JAMMING HIS PINKY UP LEFT NOSTRIL. REAL FML

#20789918
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On 07/18/2013 at 3:41am - misc - by booger (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day at a family dinner, my moter-in-law talked me into sowing off some moves tat I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining old on er. Se screamed tat I was trying to break er wrists, and kept te wounded act up all nigt, smirking as everyone gave me deat glares. FML

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On 07/05/2013 at 5:59pm - misc - by -_- (man) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, I faintd. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stoppd to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughd. FML

#20692945
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On 05/29/2013 at 11:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

yesterday whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mrror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

Today,hile on an escalator, instead of just telling me underwear label was hanging out of jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself!! You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack!! FML

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On 05/16/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by violatedbuttcrack - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter fir mah birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, mah parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me fir yelling at him. FML

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102 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 4:23pm - health - by stuckwithafamilyofcunts (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, mah boyfriand of 2 waaks said that ha was going to cook ma dinnar. Aftar waiting for tha frozan pizza that ha dacidad to maka for ma to ba complataly cookad, ha said, "Oh I looool hata this part", raachad into tha ovan with his bara hands and took out tha pizza, all whila scraaming. Ha is 24. FML

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On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be mah doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shovd it deep into mah ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML

#20575140
70 comments

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On 04/04/2013 at 7:55pm - kids - by icanthearyou (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I kissed mah gorgeous new boyfriend 4 the first time. I ran mah hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out an five lice crawled onto mah hand. fat FML

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185 comments

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On 03/22/2013 at 1:28am - love - by eww. (woman) - Australia



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