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  • Town/Country : San Francisco, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 March 1986 (26 years)
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Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27656) - you deserved it (3141)

On 06/01/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36276) - you deserved it (3077)

On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13912) - you deserved it (2482)

On 09/18/2009 at 4:41am - misc - by MissMSE (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22089) - you deserved it (60449)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40702) - you deserved it (5083)

On 07/26/2009 at 12:37am - intimacy - by PTKFML (woman) - United States

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41196) - you deserved it (115418)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)



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