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Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
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On 05/17/2013 at 10:59pm - love - by moo... -
Today, I posted a Facebook status about how I hoped to spend the rest of my life with my boyfriend. A couple of hours later, I saw a comment on it saying he'd never done anything bad enough to deserve that kind of torment. Thanks, mom. FML
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On 05/15/2013 at 12:12pm - love - by lackadaisy_leah - United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
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On 05/15/2013 at 11:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML
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On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)
Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML
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On 05/15/2013 at 3:20am - misc - by notarobber (man) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
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Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML
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On 05/12/2013 at 8:09am - misc - by lachaisse - United States (Ohio)
Today, I told my family I'm going shopping with my friend "Emma". My sister's been teasing me about this saying, "Emma can't exist! She's not real! You don't have any friends." She's right. FML
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On 05/08/2013 at 9:22pm - misc - by 19kwhatever (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I turned 35. Because I'm still single, my sister bought me a cat to help start my "inevitable collection." FML
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On 05/07/2013 at 4:17pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML
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On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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