Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

sasonzal

Search for a member

sasonzal

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2160
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

sasonzal's page activity

Visits<b>simplysarcastics</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 5:12am<b>AHotCupOfCoffee</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 2:26pm<b>singer0421</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 11:02pm<b>buckydargon</b> - the 07/31/2014 at 2:16pm<b>Pedregon30</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 12:21am<b>deusetnatura</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 10:45am<b>daboonki</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 7:47pm<b>Fidge86</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 10:09pm<b>silon5</b> - the 04/09/2014 at 10:46am<b>AngryRussianGuy</b> - the 03/28/2014 at 8:25pm<b>Caracake</b> - the 03/20/2014 at 6:06am<b>nubbles10</b> - the 03/13/2014 at 7:09am<b>PsychoticAsylum</b> - the 01/18/2014 at 3:47am<b>VengeanceChicken</b> - the 12/23/2013 at 2:56pm<b>MandersPanders</b> - the 11/20/2013 at 4:17pm<b>JeremyO777</b> - the 10/29/2013 at 6:21pm<b>DazeCat</b> - the 10/13/2013 at 5:05pm<b>FuhrerBurg</b> - the 10/10/2013 at 8:44pm

sasonzal's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of sasonzal's badges

sasonzal's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML

#16015656
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11183) - you deserved it (51878)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:39am - misc - by ChrissySoltys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML

#16009098
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33336) - you deserved it (7405)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by dirtyclothess -

Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML

#15948612
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42416) - you deserved it (5075)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

#15945280
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27758) - you deserved it (6557)

On 04/27/2011 at 2:54am - love - by :( -

Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML

#15933136
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23787) - you deserved it (4946)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:03am - health - by fifthtimesacharm -

Today, I paid £140 for a train ticket. All the seats were full. When I sat in the corridor the guard yelled at me. I paid £140 to stand outside a stinking train toilet for 7 hours. FML

#15858799
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27604) - you deserved it (2899)

On 04/20/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Sivvus (woman) - Reserved

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

#15804993
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39099) - you deserved it (6358)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML

#7937291
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21788) - you deserved it (3743)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by annony-moose - Sent from mobile version

Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML

#1712481
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65059) - you deserved it (4633)

On 05/07/2009 at 6:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)



FML's blog

  • FML's Thanksgiving Special: TGS
  • As many of us know through popular culture, today is Thanksgiving in the US. Come on, we’ve all seen a TV show involving a Thanksgiving dinner or plans to do so that have gone awry due to one of the main…

Wednesday 26 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: