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by ChrissySoltys / 05/02/2011 at 2:39am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by dirtyclothess / 05/01/2011 at 8:01pm / Miscellaneous
by Sammy / 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
by fifthtimesacharm / 04/26/2011 at 11:03am / Health
by Sivvus / 04/20/2011 at 12:13pm / Reserved / Transportation
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
by Worried / 04/16/2011 at 6:59am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by annony-moose / 02/06/2010 at 1:48pm / Miscellaneous
Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML
by Anonymous / 05/07/2009 at 6:44am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I hooked up with the guy I've been seeing. Apparently he doesn't believe in condoms and took… Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over."… Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to…