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Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by theyarefarapart -
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 2:39am - misc - by ChrissySoltys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
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On 05/01/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by dirtyclothess -
Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 2:54am - love - by :( -
Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 11:03am - health - by fifthtimesacharm -
Today, I paid £140 for a train ticket. All the seats were full. When I sat in the corridor the guard yelled at me. I paid £140 to stand outside a stinking train toilet for 7 hours. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Sivvus (woman) - Reserved
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
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On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by annony-moose - Sent from mobile version
Today, one of my teachers asked me to babysit their kids saturday night. She didn't forget that it was Prom night, she was going to chaperone it. My teacher assumed I wasn't invited to Prom... I wasn't. FML
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On 05/07/2009 at 6:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
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