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Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 10:40am - love - by Junktown (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)
Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by thoughtcrimeno1 - United States (Texas)
Today, for breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up. FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Gustav Fjorder - Switzerland
Today, I decided to sing a sweet lullaby to my two year old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 1:36am - kids - by dee - United States
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymouse (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymouse (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymouse (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by lamortdeshommes - United States
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - money - by Username - United States
Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees are complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talked to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML
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On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - work - by luroluro - United States
Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML
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On 06/22/2011 at 11:28am - misc - by jordeshting - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 12:12pm - health - by Tequila (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 12:54pm - health - by Anna (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)
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