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Today, I was te designated driver. It was also ma birtday party. FML

#16997989
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39106) - you deserved it (5015)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today , I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic , pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML

#16995369
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24191) - you deserved it (16903)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by thoughtcrimeno1 - United States (Texas)

Today, for breakfast, tere were scrambld eggs, boild eggs, bacon, sausages, fres bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smootie, coffee, tea and orange juice . Too bad no one boterd wake me up . FML

#16969681
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36027) - you deserved it (9651)

On 07/04/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Gustav Fjorder - Switzerland

Today , I decided to sing a sweet lullaby to mah two year old son. In the process , he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

#16956898
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29824) - you deserved it (5905)

On 07/03/2011 at 1:36am - kids - by dee - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I startd yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walkd in on me calling mah cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10305) - you deserved it (43260)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

2dayhile I thought mah brother was playing with mah new phone he was actually texting a bunch of mah friends that I have chlamydia. He deletd his texts so I wouldn't see them an I spent a half-hour trying to figure out y I kept getting texts of shock an sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

#16945555
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29751) - you deserved it (4286)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymouse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2dayhile I thought mah brother was playing with mah new phone he was actually texting a bunch of mah friends that I have chlamydia. He deletd his texts so I wouldn't see them an I spent a half-hour trying to figure out y I kept getting texts of shock an sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

#16945555
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29751) - you deserved it (4286)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymouse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2dayhile I thought mah brother was playing with mah new phone he was actually texting a bunch of mah friends that I have chlamydia. He deletd his texts so I wouldn't see them an I spent a half-hour trying to figure out y I kept getting texts of shock an sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

#16945555
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29751) - you deserved it (4286)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymouse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he cummed back with hot pockets, ice cream and looool beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

#16897554
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37391) - you deserved it (7712)

On 06/28/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by lamortdeshommes - United States

Today, I found out that mah dad has been trying to take money out of mah savings account to pay 4 divorce fees and a hammock. FML

#16812324
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31159) - you deserved it (2218)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - money - by Username - United States

Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees r complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talkd to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML

#16812310
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26053) - you deserved it (2751)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - work - by luroluro - United States

Today , I complimentd a grl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML

#16797884
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28896) - you deserved it (8094)

On 06/22/2011 at 11:28am - misc - by jordeshting - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, mah bike abruptly stoppd working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guyho saw it happen said, "Lucky u didn't get hurt!" FML

#16762129
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26296) - you deserved it (2839)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:12pm - health - by Tequila (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today , I woke up with a high fever an hallucinations. I called for my mother , who after checking me , swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying , called me a "f*cking hedonist" , an refused to help. FML

#16728687
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26935) - you deserved it (4058)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:54pm - health - by Anna (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50438) - you deserved it (7840)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)



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