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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 670
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sarkoh : Hi I'm Sarkoh
My real name is Stacey
I'm 18
Born, raised and still living in Ireland
I love friends, meeting new ones, drawing, photography,
video games and playing guitar on the odd occasion
I hate fakes, users, bitchy fuckers, judgmental pricks,
people who think they're better than you, cheese ever since I was around five years old,
My Chemical Romance, The Jonas Twats etc.
My favourite colour is lime green
My favourite mythical creature is the dragon
I'm rather clumsy sometimes
It takes a lot to get me angry most of the time but I get irritated easily
When I'm pushed over the edge I just explode
Nevertheless I'm always usually a pretty nice person
I'm pretty shy at first until I get to know you though

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sarkoh's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

#11892706
450 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18885) - you deserved it (60071)

On 07/15/2010 at 2:53am - love - by BambooLove (woman) - United States

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML

#11651975
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48053) - you deserved it (5649)

On 07/04/2010 at 6:03am - love - by Waiter - Sent from mobile version

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

#9132820
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27599) - you deserved it (4126)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:35pm - love - by Busted (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45239) - you deserved it (4057)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive". She called me a cow murderer. FML

#9123015
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14014) - you deserved it (37245)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:28am - love - by meatballz (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realised I spend more time and receive more satisfaction talking on the phone with Chinese take away than talking to my wife in person. FML

#9102877
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10101) - you deserved it (19717)

On 03/15/2010 at 1:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

#9101035
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30644) - you deserved it (3387)

On 03/15/2010 at 11:27am - love - by stunned (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend ran accidentally head-first into my face and left me with a giant black eye. My mother is convinced I had a seizure in a park somewhere and won't listen when I tell her she's wrong, and everyone else thinks my boyfriend is abusive. FML

#9096813
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23577) - you deserved it (2271)

On 03/15/2010 at 3:35am - love - by el211 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

#9040690
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33737) - you deserved it (15582)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

#9037172
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26063) - you deserved it (2668)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:14am - love - by botharebad (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

#8859695
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10327) - you deserved it (35141)

On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - love - by mariah_1_11 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

#8805892
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22073) - you deserved it (2656)

On 03/03/2010 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML

#8767349
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31003) - you deserved it (4811)

On 03/02/2010 at 3:14am - love - by BirthdayGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know 3 hours ago before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

#8765418
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30668) - you deserved it (2939)

On 03/02/2010 at 1:07am - love - by SingleSara. (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

#8699451
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24798) - you deserved it (5997)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm - love - by dejected (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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