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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 351
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sarcasm17 : Hey guys! I have to say this place truly amuses me, not because of the FMLs, but the seriousness of the people who comment. Do u not agree? :P

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sarcasm17's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

#20042043
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29014) - you deserved it (1986)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:03am - love - by wtf - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31066) - you deserved it (4002)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
461 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10461) - you deserved it (116323)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML

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134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18527) - you deserved it (63776)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by bezoar10 - United States (Massachusetts)



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