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  • Number of comments : 16
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About sarah_grace_baby : I'm down to earth and always up for fun :) I am with an amazing guy....Andrew I love you !!

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Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47733) - you deserved it (8942)

On 09/22/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the funeral of my friend's brother. It was the first funeral I'd gone to, and I was really nervous. When the service finished, everyone went to pay their respects to the family. After I paid mine, they said, "Thank you for coming." I instictively replied, "My pleasure." FML

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On 04/12/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75478) - you deserved it (27839)

On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)



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