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About sarah__tehe__ : Guys are dicks, girls are bitches. So either way, everyone's f***ed. This website is very appropriate......

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Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7292) - you deserved it (50680)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30112) - you deserved it (8499)

On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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