About Sarah__tehe__
Guys are dicks, girls are bitches. So either way, everyone's f***ed. This website is very appropriate......
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Sarah__tehe__'s favorite FMLs

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

By Fmyhair - / Monday 27 April 2009 18:39 / Norway

Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

By Fykkhttdsetkkhvln / Sunday 26 April 2009 16:45 / United States

Today, at my grandmothers funeral I tried my hardest not to cry, only allowing tears to fall and not making any noise, to be respectful at her funeral. Afterwards, my mother tells my father that I didn't cry, which obviously meant that I didn't love my grandmother and had no soul. FML

By baddream - / Saturday 25 April 2009 01:44 / United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

By calliefml - / Sunday 26 April 2009 06:13 / United States

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and busted my head on the floor. FML

By Clumsy - / Saturday 25 April 2009 09:09 / United States