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Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22776) - you deserved it (3775)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:03am - love - by 86145 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML

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On 08/15/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20932) - you deserved it (9269)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)



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