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santy22
  • Town/Country : Santa Fe , Argentina
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 January 1980 (33 years)
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About santy22 : Lol probably the only argentinian user in this site.

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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