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by abrooks88 / 02/08/2012 at 11:53am / United States / Work
by dreefsa / 02/05/2012 at 3:08am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
by oh.geez / 02/05/2012 at 3:00am / United States / Animals
Today, I learned that my "cash back rewards" for credit card purchases are mailed with the monthly statement. The same monthly statement that goes straight into the shredder or fireplace because I prefer to do my banking online. FML
by twiggy24 / 02/04/2012 at 9:51pm / United States (Kentucky) / Money
by beautifulme / 01/31/2012 at 1:22am / United States / Kids
by chubbyreddevil / 01/31/2012 at 1:12am / United States / Work
by batsu / 01/27/2012 at 1:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by HylianFox / 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 3:25am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by too slow / 01/18/2012 at 12:09am / United States / Love
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
by sillvy / 01/13/2012 at 4:32am / United States / Love
by annoying / 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by GingerJ / 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very…