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Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

#19029338
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20206) - you deserved it (7874)

On 02/08/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pauper (man) -

Today, I got denied a job. They told me I was unreliable because I didn't show up for my third interview. This is the same interview they called and cancelled this morning. FML

#19025988
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24643) - you deserved it (1661)

On 02/08/2012 at 11:53am - work - by abrooks88 - United States

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML

#19025200
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6118) - you deserved it (38804)

On 02/08/2012 at 8:26am - work - by ronz -

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

#18998594
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28250) - you deserved it (1925)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by dreefsa - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML

#18998575
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21933) - you deserved it (4344)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by oh.geez (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that my "cash back rewards" for credit card purchases are mailed with the monthly statement. The same monthly statement that goes straight into the shredder or fireplace because I prefer to do my banking online. FML

#18996100
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6709) - you deserved it (36777)

On 02/04/2012 at 9:51pm - money - by twiggy24 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

#18958302
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22738) - you deserved it (4336)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:22am - kids - by beautifulme (woman) - United States

Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML

#18958245
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23463) - you deserved it (2102)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:12am - work - by chubbyreddevil - United States

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6643) - you deserved it (60320)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25102) - you deserved it (2614)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29608) - you deserved it (7049)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

#18840950
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30522) - you deserved it (8960)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:09am - love - by too slow - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

#18793315
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29808) - you deserved it (4925)

On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML

#18760166
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12493) - you deserved it (19450)

On 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm - misc - by annoying (woman) - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29500) - you deserved it (7709)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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