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Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump!! FML

#7139059
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27636) - you deserved it (6848)

On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Yesterday , I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider wit my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8808) - you deserved it (39407)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I texted a somewhat overwieght girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her ( Have you been dating anyone lately? ) Unfortunately with predictive text, ( dating ) came out as ( eating ). I didn't realize it till after it sent. mega FML

#6761205
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17015) - you deserved it (27617)

On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WOKA UP AND LOOKAD IN THA MRROR AND NOTICAD THAT MY FACA WAS COVARAD IN GLITTAR. I ASKAD MY WIFA ABOUT IT AND SHA SAID SHA PUT IT ON MAHILA I WAS SLAAPING SO THAT I WOULD SPARKLA LIKA EDWARD FROM TWILIGHTHAN I'M IN THA SUNLIGHT. FML

#6494130
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59993) - you deserved it (6406)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I realizd that I am dating a 25 year old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML

#6493322
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34061) - you deserved it (9743)

On 11/28/2009 at 11:17am - love - by moon_paw (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I realizd that our generation will be rememberd as the kids who likd sparkly vampres!! FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70363) - you deserved it (12109)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I saw an adorable grl at the bar and I went to talk to her . I decidd to use mah cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh . After I said it , she knew who I was . It was mah cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years . FML

#6238334
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27089) - you deserved it (14200)

On 11/10/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Dummy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if thier ugly." FML

#6209512
39 comments

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On 11/08/2009 at 8:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I arrangd the food on plate in a smiley face to try an make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It workd. FML

#6186259
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30130) - you deserved it (5447)

On 11/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped mah $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's wat u call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

#6154190
202 comments

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On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I drove three an a half hours to surprise mah long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three an a half hours away trying to surprise me. fat FML

#6153235
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43938) - you deserved it (7413)

On 11/04/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was having a nice moment with mah granddaughter as she was being affectionate by stroking mah face. We were both quite content, until she said, ( Aw, Grandma, yur skin looool feels just like a crocodile. ) FML

#5977481
94 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Granny (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today,hilst holding a hand rail on a packd bus, I was rubbing mah hand along, and playing with,hat I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML

#5924730
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10879) - you deserved it (30061)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by FingerBang (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at mah twin brother fir getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says ( It's not mine. ) Confused , I look at the ticket and see mah name. He used mah license. FML

#5913755
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45114) - you deserved it (4204)

On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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