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Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go f*ck myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23607) - you deserved it (5612)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6483) - you deserved it (24400)

On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)