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Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34189) - you deserved it (3223)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29912) - you deserved it (22237)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

#18112365
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28468) - you deserved it (3032)

On 10/30/2011 at 3:13pm - work - by Katrin - Norway

Today, I woke up to people in the parking lot screaming "everybody wake up". They've been doing this at 7 every morning since I moved in 3 months ago. FML

#18014606
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27013) - you deserved it (2748)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by Tony - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35570) - you deserved it (4994)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

#17987492
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42584) - you deserved it (3509)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

#17969396
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33992) - you deserved it (4340)

On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37859) - you deserved it (2356)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML

 Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

#17793249
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42096) - you deserved it (2498)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by AL - United States (California)

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

#17758843
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30860) - you deserved it (2180)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by messed up - United States (Oregon)

Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to my house and fix my washer. He walked in, looked at the washer, bent over and removed a large steel bolt with a bright red tag sticking out the side saying "Remove before use." He then looked at me and said "all fixed." FML

#17742715
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8586) - you deserved it (40088)

On 09/14/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

#17715363
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30879) - you deserved it (2935)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML

#17706301
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21686) - you deserved it (3837)

On 09/09/2011 at 7:48pm - love - by Just me (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML

#17594618
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31545) - you deserved it (3750)

On 08/27/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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