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Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to my house and fix my washer. He walked in, looked at the washer, bent over and removed a large steel bolt with a bright red tag sticking out the side saying "Remove before use." He then looked at me and said "all fixed." FML

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On 09/14/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

#17715363
158 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML

#17706301
60 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 7:48pm - love - by Just me (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML

#17594618
158 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

#17488478
139 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
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On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

#16778236
171 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 7:52am - love - by anon - United States

Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML

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109 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm - animals - by Jenievonteese (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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343 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

#15809243
139 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 3:18pm - love - by ColdHeat (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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84 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML

#15691728
167 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 7:07am - misc - by stuckhome (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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356 comments

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On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)



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