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FML - The follow-up

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

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Needless to say she still makes fun of me for this, when she asks me for something she will say something like,"can you firmly grasp that soda and hand it to me?"
By con135 - / Tuesday 13 January 2015 01:16 / United States - Farmingdale
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Am I the only one who remembers that in order to get squidward to firmly grasp the jelly fish net, Patrick rammed the net through squidwards hand. Let's hope that in OP's situation they didn't have to resort to Patricks methods....

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I'm not the biggest fan of the show, but spongebob is actually full of thinly veiled innuendos that makes it entertaining for an older audience as well as a younger one. If you watch through an episode try to find the innuendos it's pretty funny when you find them.

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maybe what they are trying to say is if you are laughing about SpongeBob references during sex then you're probably not mature enough to be having it.

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Hell they could have KIDS that watch the show. ever think of that? I can tell you references from cartoons that weren't even out when I was a kid because I have my own kids.

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