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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32935) - you deserved it (21132) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
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On 01/12/2011 at 11:42pm - kids - by tatortot7707 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
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On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -
Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22121) - you deserved it (2272)
On 12/17/2010 at 11:23am - health - by BYUwildchild - United States
Today, while playing soccer, I was kicked so hard in the shin that my tibia snapped. The snap was so loud that even the audience heard. As we waited for an ambulance, my mom started yelling for me to get off the field so the game could continue. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 12:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 9:40am - love - by serendipity1027 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said "I'm just smart". She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29781) - you deserved it (3948)
On 10/05/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by hospital - United States (New York)
Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the cracks. I quickly looked away, and about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27389) - you deserved it (1823)
On 09/25/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
I agree, your life sucks (24709) - you deserved it (3477)
On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I woke up with a burning sensation on my butt. Remembering that yesterday I was bit by a fire ant, I decided to reinspect the bite. I found ten more which itch and burn. My parents' new nickname for me is "Firebutt". FML
I agree, your life sucks (19489) - you deserved it (3178)
On 08/28/2010 at 12:04pm - health - by Firepants (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24559) - you deserved it (3593)
On 08/19/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by dentallycorrect - United States (Illinois)
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11151) - you deserved it (20907)
On 08/01/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by tbeemcgeebee - United States (New York)
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
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On 07/26/2010 at 12:22am - work - by anon - United States
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)
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