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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 20367
  • Number of comments : 1432
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by christian9294 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74092) - you deserved it (5905)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by LindseyS (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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