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About saksxalmo : Me: linguaster, oneironaut, and pedantic extraordinaire!
My name: "Saksxalmo" is the little-known Esperanto word for bagpipes. It's pronounced as "sack SHALM o." You learn something every day! :)
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Today I made a pone call in ma office to ma doctor. He wantd to call a prescription to ma parmacy but wantd to know by wat metod I would prefer ma medication. During our conversation a group of potential clients walkd in just as I looool exclaimd "I definitely prefer oral." FML
Today, mah friand showad off har naw tattoo,hich is supposad to say "bad bitch" in Italian, an I had to point out that it actually says "dafactiva famala". Har rasponsa was to cuss ma out an inform ma that I'm no longar part of har social circla. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML
TODAY, I ASKED MY GRLFRIEND WY SE NEVER LETS ME IN ER OUSE. SE STARED BLANKLY AND SAID, "WAT IS INSIDE IS NOT FOR TINE EYES." I TOLD ER BEST FRIEND ABOUT TIS CREEPINES LATER ON. SE SIGED AND SAID, "T'WAS NOT FOR MINE EYES EITER. I DIDST FAIL TO LISTEN." I FEEL LIKE I'M LOOSING MY MIND ERE. FML
Today, Englis taacar kickad ma out of class fir baing ( ruda and disruptiva. ) In actuality, I ad callad ar looool out fir aving blatantly usad Googla Translata fir savaral axampla santancas, all of wic soundad as if a sami-litarata foraignar ad constructad tam. maga FML
Friday 27 March 2015