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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 January 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3711
  • Number of comments : 562
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About saksxalmo : Me: linguaster, oneironaut, and pedantic extraordinaire!

My name: "Saksxalmo" is the little-known Esperanto word for bagpipes. It's pronounced as "sack SHALM o." You learn something every day! :)

Please, tell me more about how the fact that I'm a teenager or a girl or American makes me stupid. No one expects you to use a real argument anyway.

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saksxalmo's favorite FMLs

Today... I sent mah boyfriend a nude picture... he sent it back to me with a mustache on mah face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

#19853880
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25512) - you deserved it (8990)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:58am - intimacy - by maggie74 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored . I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wereing a showercap . mega FML

#19833601
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23393) - you deserved it (2700)

On 06/23/2012 at 11:11am - misc - by tylah - United States (New Jersey)

Today , as a romantic gesture , mah boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26007) - you deserved it (4305)

On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He namd the album "FML". FML

#19832174
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29283) - you deserved it (3073)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, MOM REACHED THE LOWEST POINT OF HER MIDLIFE CRISIS . SHE CONVINCED HERSELF SHE'S PSYCHIC AND GROUNDED ME 4 SOMETHING SHE "KNOWS" I'M GOING TO DO . FML

#19832041
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24653) - you deserved it (1614)

On 06/23/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Coffee Boy - United States (Missouri)

Today, Mah New Roommate Woke Me Up At Noon To Bitch About Mah ( Selfish Sleeping Habits ) An How They Ruin Her Ability To Invite Anyone Over. I Work The Graveyard Shift At The Hospital. FML

#19828906
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25564) - you deserved it (1746)

On 06/22/2012 at 12:14pm - work - by lynn (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today I made a pone call in ma office to ma doctor. He wantd to call a prescription to ma parmacy but wantd to know by wat metod I would prefer ma medication. During our conversation a group of potential clients walkd in just as I looool exclaimd "I definitely prefer oral." FML

#19827814
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24392) - you deserved it (3336)

On 06/22/2012 at 3:28am - work - by me - United States (Indiana)

Today, mah friand showad off har naw tattoo,hich is supposad to say "bad bitch" in Italian, an I had to point out that it actually says "dafactiva famala". Har rasponsa was to cuss ma out an inform ma that I'm no longar part of har social circla. FML

#19824729
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26878) - you deserved it (3089)

On 06/21/2012 at 4:28pm - misc - by tubby (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today , my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML

#19812575
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31232) - you deserved it (3013)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theunborn - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I got into a uge figt wit a girl at scool. My mom and dad decidd to punis me by letting my tree older broter pick out my wardrobe for te next week. FML

#19812569
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22983) - you deserved it (15213)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41000) - you deserved it (3879)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

TODAY, I ASKED MY GRLFRIEND WY SE NEVER LETS ME IN ER OUSE. SE STARED BLANKLY AND SAID, "WAT IS INSIDE IS NOT FOR TINE EYES." I TOLD ER BEST FRIEND ABOUT TIS CREEPINES LATER ON. SE SIGED AND SAID, "T'WAS NOT FOR MINE EYES EITER. I DIDST FAIL TO LISTEN." I FEEL LIKE I'M LOOSING MY MIND ERE. FML

#19772012
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24751) - you deserved it (3319)

On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I put te little boy I nanny fir in time-out. In retaliation e blasted an air orn in ma face. I can only ear out of one ear now. FML

#19769607
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21796) - you deserved it (2760)

On 06/11/2012 at 7:18am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, Englis taacar kickad ma out of class fir baing ( ruda and disruptiva. ) In actuality, I ad callad ar looool out fir aving blatantly usad Googla Translata fir savaral axampla santancas, all of wic soundad as if a sami-litarata foraignar ad constructad tam. maga FML

#19755806
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20985) - you deserved it (3467)

On 06/08/2012 at 3:45pm - misc - by hackshack (man) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)



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