About Saksxalmo
Me: linguaster, oneironaut, and pedantic extraordinaire! My name: "Saksxalmo" is the little-known Esperanto word for bagpipes. It's pronounced as "sack SHALM o." You learn something every day! :) Please, tell me more about how the fact that I'm a teenager or a girl or American makes me stupid. No one expects you to use a real argument anyway.
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Saksxalmo's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

By blind_date - / Sunday 13 September 2009 04:15 / United States

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML

By PokeWife - / Wednesday 6 February 2013 13:38 / United States - Omaha

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML

By NewlyDread - / Wednesday 6 February 2013 02:31 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I told my parents that what I'd really like for my 21st birthday is the 1865 edition of the Memoirs of Saint-Simon in 22 volumes that I found online for $200, and have been wanting for months. They laughed and said, "Yeah, right. We'll get you an iPhone and perhaps you'll become normal." FML

By HistoryFreak - / Friday 1 February 2013 09:19 / France

Today, I got my retainer fitted. It stimulates my gag reflex so badly that I gag every time I try so say anything with a 'P' in it. My orthodontist laughed and suggested I get a thesaurus. FML

By Miss Blairgowrie - / Wednesday 30 January 2013 07:52 / Australia - Fairfield