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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 January 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3925
  • Number of comments : 562
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About saksxalmo : Me: linguaster, oneironaut, and pedantic extraordinaire!

My name: "Saksxalmo" is the little-known Esperanto word for bagpipes. It's pronounced as "sack SHALM o." You learn something every day! :)

Please, tell me more about how the fact that I'm a teenager or a girl or American makes me stupid. No one expects you to use a real argument anyway.

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saksxalmo's favorite FMLs

Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML

#9127097
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29444) - you deserved it (12325)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:27am - misc - by allwrong (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML

#9066532
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23312) - you deserved it (9526)

On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML

#6470201
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32340) - you deserved it (7706)

On 11/26/2009 at 10:23pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML

#5981900
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26522) - you deserved it (9691)

On 10/24/2009 at 10:14pm - animals - by RC (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

#5219515
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46151) - you deserved it (5881)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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