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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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yesterday I walked downstars with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at mah friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me an said, "Where're u going? Fat camp?" big fat FML

#20064659
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18747) - you deserved it (3435)

On 09/09/2012 at 1:02pm - health - by Char (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, my car keys decidd to play hide and seek!! Good news: I found them under my bd!! Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduld looool to start!! FML

#20064518
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16479) - you deserved it (5595)

On 09/09/2012 at 11:01am - misc - by Can't Win - United States (Illinois)

Today...hile my husband and I were arguing... he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling... "Remember babe... your only my current wife!" FML

#20064293
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23790) - you deserved it (4503)

On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today mah boss got angry at me because mah English is better than his. He accusd me of trying to steal his management position and implid that I'll be lucky if I still have a job by the end of the month. real FML

#20054257
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21779) - you deserved it (1463)

On 09/02/2012 at 3:41pm - work - by zoosmell pooplord - Norway (Buskerud)

Today , my neigbor called me on vacation to tell me tat se let my moter into my ouse to feed my fis. I don't ave fis , and my moter passed away 3 years ago. FML

#19978365
111 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by My_Name_Is_Zach -

Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between yur teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML

#19976445
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5047) - you deserved it (42025)

On 07/22/2012 at 6:45pm - misc - by fmyarse (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

Today, my neighbors bought a signal scrambler to stop their kids from going on the internet at night!! Too bad it blocks my internet too!! mega FML

#19974193
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27330) - you deserved it (2134)

On 07/22/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by XxFA1LxX - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
195 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today the father of my child couldn't understandhy he had been laid off from his job as a painter's assistant. He couldn't find a broom or vacuum so he "cleaned" a carpet by laying down strips of painter's tape an pulling it up. FML

#19586827
190 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 11:57am - work - by notrocketscience (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was trying on some clothe in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed mah purse, shoes, and pants. FML

#19511561
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24345) - you deserved it (2657)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by Gitana (woman) - Spain (Navarra)

Today, I learned thathen microwaveable pizzas say "Caution, hot after cooking"hat they really mean is that you should be prepared 4 the cardboard tray to fall aparthen you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML

#18853779
169 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 3:19pm - health - by ohforcheese - United States (District of Columbia)

Today , mah Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood mah Dad has been making fires with. She can't see , I can't breathe. FML

#18600051
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24927) - you deserved it (1970)

On 12/24/2011 at 5:05pm - health - by AllergyRidden - United States (California)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar startd trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, ( I usd to be a tough guy lyk you. Then I took an arrow in the knee. ) The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14860) - you deserved it (37387)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with mah mother. We were terrifid and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into mah mother's ear. She reactd by flailing and driving her arm straight into mah face. FML

#18158885
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24406) - you deserved it (3732)

On 11/04/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Ariel_Mariaa - Canada (Alberta)

Today..!! I got junk punched by a midget in Sears 4 giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of!! FML

#17683604
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26378) - you deserved it (2507)

On 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by b3ardown23 - United States



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