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Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML

#19965581
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31197) - you deserved it (3007)

On 07/20/2012 at 10:12pm - misc - by divorce? i think so (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11492) - you deserved it (38331)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I went to the grocery store with three bags full of sausages that I'd drunkenly bought the night before. Even though the manager remembered me, he wouldn't give me a refund, and now I'll be lucky if I can pay my rent this month. FML

#19933310
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6741) - you deserved it (34776)

On 07/13/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by minaaaaajftw (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

#19918441
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7801) - you deserved it (28683)

On 07/10/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by mustanggt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

#19918441
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7801) - you deserved it (28683)

On 07/10/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by mustanggt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32166) - you deserved it (3818)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

#19840334
497 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9848) - you deserved it (47832)

On 06/24/2012 at 5:45pm - kids - by :( (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

#19814133
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29932) - you deserved it (2747)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by lisahb - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

#19791702
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12939) - you deserved it (26746)

On 06/15/2012 at 10:21am - kids - by habbsrule - Canada

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

#19750023
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30810) - you deserved it (4603)

On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was operating on a young girl, when she began to awaken during the surgery. We quickly put her back under, of course, but now I'm terrified that she'll remember my profuse cursing and get me in the shit with my curmudgeonly killjoy of a boss. FML

#19727538
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22030) - you deserved it (10241)

On 06/03/2012 at 4:27pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to visit my husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace because some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. FML

#19696168
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33544) - you deserved it (1895)

On 05/28/2012 at 10:51pm - misc - by notnicefools - United States (California)

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

#19668387
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22962) - you deserved it (4707)

On 05/23/2012 at 4:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11120) - you deserved it (27276)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10933) - you deserved it (20305)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)



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