Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

sacrosanct2

Online | Search for a member

sacrosanct2

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2417
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sacrosanct2 : Nothing is sacred

sacrosanct2's page activity

Visits<b>sailing_is_life</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 9:36am<b>SuperCaroline131</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 4:20pm<b>vertencar</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 2:08pm<b>umerin</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 1:07pm<b>OochenSnoochen</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 12:18pm<b>gilien</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 9:23am<b>Jenra</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 2:38am<b>lb562</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 8:34pm<b>grogers311</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 12:58am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 6:07am<b>qwerty401</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 9:12am<b>heffastera</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 7:15pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 10:40pm<b>thisguy184</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 11:14pm<b>caught0</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 1:08pm<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 4:11am<b>rodns</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 11:50pm<b>mval10</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 3:58pm

sacrosanct2's FML badges

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of sacrosanct2's badges

sacrosanct2's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

#19469757
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24175) - you deserved it (5748)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

#19448000
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17692) - you deserved it (2652)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:04am - health - by kissrocks4 - United States (California)

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

#19362512
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10350) - you deserved it (17632)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that an inspired gardening spree is not as fulfilling as some would have us believe. One punctured hand, cactussed foot and bruised ankle later, I'm beginning to regret waking up this morning and thinking, "What the hell, I'll nuke the shit out of some weeds." FML

Today, I started a new blog that I've been planning for weeks. So far, the only comments I've received are a dozen spam links, two people correcting my grammar, and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell for calling the Pope a noob. FML

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25972) - you deserved it (6762)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

#19276451
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25850) - you deserved it (2305)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML

#19260782
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24449) - you deserved it (3026)

On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

#19205333
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23134) - you deserved it (1902)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML

#19204484
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8141) - you deserved it (27327)

On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17153) - you deserved it (29458)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

#19093688
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30224) - you deserved it (4422)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML

#19088881
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23906) - you deserved it (2679)

On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML

#19088881
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23906) - you deserved it (2679)

On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML
  • So, have you ordered it? Have you got it? No? Yes? Do you have any idea of what I'm talking about? OK, for the normal people, I'm talking about the new iPhone 6. Apparently, it came out today. I'm not…

Friday 19 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: