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by gorillalove / 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by H8TR / 08/26/2010 at 9:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Shouldaknown / 08/06/2010 at 1:12am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Embarressed... / 08/04/2010 at 6:25am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML
by LexiBoBexi / 07/12/2010 at 1:38am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by cooldude / 07/01/2010 at 11:19am / United States (Arkansas) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/25/2010 at 6:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by pumpkinlover89 / 03/27/2010 at 4:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by human torch / 03/18/2010 at 11:22am / United States / Health
Today, I realised that my staff doesn't take me seriously. I walked in on my chef, who had just spent an hour and half a block of cheese carving cheddar goggles for himself. When I confronted him, he pulled up his t-shirt to reveal a cocktail sausage taped to his stomach. FML
by Garry / 03/04/2010 at 7:43am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Work
by Jeff / 03/02/2010 at 10:53am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
by GuiltByTenuousAssociation / 03/01/2010 at 8:17am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by kit_kat14 / 02/19/2010 at 9:27am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals
by fuckmylife / 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids