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Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45040) - you deserved it (4817)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my grandpaho is staying with us mistook me for a Japanese soldier an startd to hit me with a bat. This is the second night in a row. FML

#15920978
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37262) - you deserved it (3556)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by nipman - United States

yesterday I realized I can tellic one of ma 6 roommates as taken a dump , just based on te smell emanating from te toilet. FML

#15861693
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30982) - you deserved it (4021)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:52pm - misc - by sosadstudent (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38497) - you deserved it (32100)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, while sleeping, I hered an explosion. My neighbor then knockd on my door and informd me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to puttd this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare.

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70066) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Got Into A Car Accident!! Why? I Was Distracted By A Floating Spec Of Dust An Was Pretending I Was In Space!! FML

#14696721
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8384) - you deserved it (60576)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today..!! after pulling an all-nighter..!! I had the pleasure of meeting my grlfriend's mother for the very frst time!! She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus an fallen asleep while taking a shit!! FML

#14326550
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13859) - you deserved it (24505)

On 12/24/2010 at 6:49pm - love - by Username - United States (Mississippi)

Yesterday... I was in a store with mah dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason... he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34433) - you deserved it (2747)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

TODAY, I GOT MARRID. TONIGHT, I RECIEVD THE BEST ORGASM OF MAH LIFE. NOT FROM MAH HUSBAND; FROM THE JACUZZI TUB IN OUR HONEYMOON SUITE, WHERE HE WAS PASSD OUT DRUNK. FAT FML

#14170745
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34721) - you deserved it (4495)

On 12/11/2010 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today , my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur grl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse!! The drawings weren't mine , nor do I have any idea where they cummed from , but my parents now think I'm a freak!! FML

#14022064
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27583) - you deserved it (3488)

On 11/29/2010 at 9:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today,hile making love to my boyfriend , my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering , I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. real FML

#13998189
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8281) - you deserved it (38874)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today,hile making love to my boyfriend , my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering , I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. real FML

#13998189
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8281) - you deserved it (38874)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark an mah kids were fighting so I groundd them both . We concludd the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave . There was so much water I didn't realize mah boobs had completely fallen out of mah bikini . As revenge, mah kids didn't tell me . FML

#13823164
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23885) - you deserved it (18696)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:29am - misc - by sandyseashells10 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to the waterpark an mah kids were fighting so I groundd them both . We concludd the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave . There was so much water I didn't realize mah boobs had completely fallen out of mah bikini . As revenge, mah kids didn't tell me . FML

#13823164
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23885) - you deserved it (18696)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:29am - misc - by sandyseashells10 (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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