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Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11026) - you deserved it (20447)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19673) - you deserved it (2677)

On 04/28/2012 at 6:44pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25224) - you deserved it (2016)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by AngryLittleMan - United States

Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10608) - you deserved it (19948)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34252) - you deserved it (2868)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27238) - you deserved it (6189)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML


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On 04/11/2012 at 3:04am - health - by kissrocks4 - United States (California)

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12162) - you deserved it (19541)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that an inspired gardening spree is not as fulfilling as some would have us believe. One punctured hand, cactussed foot and bruised ankle later, I'm beginning to regret waking up this morning and thinking, "What the hell, I'll nuke the shit out of some weeds." FML

Today, I started a new blog that I've been planning for weeks. So far, the only comments I've received are a dozen spam links, two people correcting my grammar, and a lady telling me I'm going to burn in hell for calling the Pope a noob. FML

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML


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On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML


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On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML


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On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26021) - you deserved it (2140)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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