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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 131
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room !! My daughter had ( saved ) a bird from our cat an putted it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health !! She looool forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there 4ho knows how long !! FML

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On 06/20/2013 at 12:54pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Yesterday I Got The Bill For The Flowers Mah Husband Arrangd To Be Deliverd To Me While He's Out Of Town Next Week. I Also Got The Bill For The Flowers He's Sending To The Floozy He'll Be Seieng Next Week While He's Out Of Town. The Gift Tag For It Was: "I Can't Wait To See You." FML

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On 06/05/2013 at 1:02am - love - by Justme (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I was texting mah boyfriendhen he said "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny I ran and grabbed mah copy of the movie Up and took a picture of me holding it looool and sent it to him. He replied "Getting real tired of yur shit." Then dumped me fir mah "dumb taste in humor."

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On 05/31/2013 at 12:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I was walking down the stair with mah guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to mah wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close mah eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stars. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

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On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO VICIOUSLY RIP OFF MAH THONG. MY ASS CRACK IS NUMB. FML

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On 10/25/2011 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by beccav23 - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND HID MAH CAR KEYS AN DECIDD THAT SHE WOULDN'T GIVE THEM BACK UNTIL I SUCCEEDD IN GIVING HER AN ORGASM!! MEGA FML

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On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, I was walking with an hugging mah girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny an touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. mega FML

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On 11/21/2010 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Morelos)

Today...hile having sex with mah boyfriend... mah fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming... he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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On 10/12/2010 at 8:57am - intimacy - by fungettingdressed - United States

looool I went wit ma family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned ouse !! We noticed te people ad left a lot of stuff biend so we loaded up te car wit books, records, etc !! As we were leaving, we saw te familyo lived tere drive up !! I robbed a ouse wit ma grandma !! FML

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On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today I was letting mah boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on mah face he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got pulled over 4 going a few miles per our over te speed limit. Te cop asked 4 ma license and registration. I appened to look down at ma wallet wile e was processing everyting and saw ma license in ma wallet. I gave te cop ma fake I.D. FML

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On 09/18/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, To Amuse Mah Grlfriend I Putted On Her Sexy Nightshrt And Go Out On The Balcony For A Smoke, Wriggling About In Front Of Her Window . She Laughs Until One Of Her Neighbors Shouts "HELLO!" From The Upper Floor, Grinning At The Show . FML

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On 01/03/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by gabess - Sent from mobile version



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