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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 November 1981 (33 years)
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About sabatical : Hairdresser by day, Gamer by night.
Xbox 360: DSO Clan. www.dsoclan.com
Modern warfare 2 Halo 3/ODST bring it.


I'm there, but not so square. Kinda Oval?
mmm kinder egggg.

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Today, I was lighting firawork 4 my cousin's birthday in my Grandmothar's yard. Whan it cama tima to light tha ( Grand Finala ), I raad on tha outsida of tha box,( Faca this sida toward crowd 4 bast rasult ). Aftar I lit it, I raalizad that it was on it's sida. I shot 100 firawork at my family. FML

#2252019
114 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Tyler_Padgett (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today trying to make mah 6 year old daughter to laugh I drew a picture of a butt a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later hen she was talking with mah extremely judgmental mother-in-law I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was working out at te gym doing squats. Tere was a girl tere tat I wantd to impress so I loadd up te bar wit a lot of weigt and began to do ma squat. As I was going down I fartd so loud tat I began to laug and fell backwards. Everyone in te room just stard at me.

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133 comments

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On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by tracelee - United States (California)

Yesterday, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a trackhich start with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug mah headphones, activating mah phone speaker and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. mega FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 6:57am - intimacy - by Byron fiddles (man) - Hungary (Budapest)

TODAY I WAS AT THE LIBRARY STUDYING. THERE WAS A REALLY CUTE GUY ACROSS THE ROOM. I DECIDED TO PLAY IT COOL AND WALK HIS WAY AND GRAB SOME WATER. RIGHT AS I WALKED BY MAH BODY DECIDED TO LET OUT THE LOUDEST FART. HE LAUGHED. I KEPT WALKING AND ASKED MAH FRIEND TO GRAB MAH BOOKS. FML

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On 02/19/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today my boss caught me playing games on the computer 4 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free an continue... but to pack my stuff up an leave when I was done. mega FML

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34 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on fir 2 yeres snuck up from behind me an gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. fat FML

#3168
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On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)



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