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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 November 1981 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3570
  • Number of comments : 534
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About sabatical : Hairdresser by day, Gamer by night.
Xbox 360: DSO Clan. www.dsoclan.com
Modern warfare 2 Halo 3/ODST bring it.


I'm there, but not so square. Kinda Oval?
mmm kinder egggg.

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Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my Grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box,"Face this side toward crowd for best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on it's side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML

#2252019
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11380) - you deserved it (53426)

On 05/24/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Tyler_Padgett (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, trying to make my 6 year old daughter to laugh, I drew a picture of a butt, a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later, when she was talking with my extremely judgmental mother-in-law, I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

#1453459
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20045) - you deserved it (47285)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

#697920
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21190) - you deserved it (70986)

On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

#193845
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39327) - you deserved it (11714)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by tracelee - United States (California)

Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

#121719
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22614) - you deserved it (53116)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:57am - intimacy - by Byron fiddles (man) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML

#80589
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30296) - you deserved it (13088)

On 02/19/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML

#5890
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5298) - you deserved it (58432)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:46am - work - by poisonhand (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

#3168
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31850) - you deserved it (4425)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)



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