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  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 December 1995 (19 years)
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About ryushah : Canadian guy who loves to dance, sing, play sports, cook, and explore.

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Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echoed through the meditation chamber. If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros. FML


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On 02/22/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML


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