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About rubberduckie94 : Country girl who gets thumbed down a lot for being sarcastic on this site. I do not really have a favorite commenter on this site everyone can be hit or miss, plenty that annoy the crap out of me.

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Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML


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Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

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