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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 November 1984 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 764
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About roytao : Roy, my English name.
Tao is my Chinese name which means waves in the sea.
I'm a computer science engineer.
I play online games like WOW.
I love Rock&Roll.
I love poems.
I love football though I played really bad.

Feel free to message me if u want to know me or know sth about China or just talk . I'll surely msg back.

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roytao's favorite FMLs

Today, there was this girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I dropped my laptop and broke it. FML

#7908847
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28629) - you deserved it (12532)

On 02/05/2010 at 4:27pm - misc - by POP101 (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

#6914931
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33301) - you deserved it (2769)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML

#6470201
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32037) - you deserved it (7651)

On 11/26/2009 at 10:23pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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