Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
About roytao : Roy, my English name.
Tao is my Chinese name which means waves in the sea.
I'm a computer science engineer.
I play online games like WOW.
I love Rock&Roll.
I love poems.
I love football though I played really bad.
Feel free to message me if u want to know me or know sth about China or just talk . I'll surely msg back.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, there was this girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I dropped my laptop and broke it. FML
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015