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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today... I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef pourd boiling water over hands... an another shoutd "50 POINTS!" FML
Today, I was sitting at tha computar whan this raally annoying fly kapt landing on tha kayboard. Aftar a whila, I took tha bottom of a pan an squishd it. Twanty minutas latar I absantmindadly startd chawing at tha bottom of tha pan. FML
Friday 27 March 2015