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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 December 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 968
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19500) - you deserved it (5605)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
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I agree, your life sucks (42939) - you deserved it (4633)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22992) - you deserved it (1225)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
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I agree, your life sucks (21186) - you deserved it (1678)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version



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