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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 December 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1929
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I just got dona watching cousin's two kids 4 four days whila thay wara on vacation. I fd, clothd, an bathd tham 4 four days of hall an got paid with a $5 shark tooth nacklaca from tha Bahamas. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 3:34am - kids - by thebabysitter (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I ran sound for ma ex's wedding reearsal since I was te only sound tec in town. Her dad was late for te reearsal, so te pastor ad me to walk er down te aisle. FML

#4482607
85 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 7:14pm - work - by d.stack (man) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already looool know her. Not only are we the same age an went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names cuz "we could pass as twins". FML

#4329050
129 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by whatismydadthinking (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today I Found Out That Just Cuz Your Boyfriend Asks You To Marry Him Doesn't Mean That He Will Show Up At The Wedding. FML

#3890041
138 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY... I WENT TO A NEON THEMED PARTY. STANDING BY THE UV LIGHT... I LOOKED DOWN AND REALISED MAH PAD WAS GLOWING THROUGH MAH TIGHTS. FML

#3741117
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On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

#3705241
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On 07/13/2009 at 12:28am - love - by Terry (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress 4 my pen. big fat FML

#3610078
129 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today.. . my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party . After a thorough search and no luck.. . I started to cry . He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests . He then got drunk with his friends.. . puked on the patio.. . and called me a bitch . FML

#3302953
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On 06/28/2009 at 12:05pm - love - by honeymoonisover (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

2DAY I FINALLY HAD SEX WITH A GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING FIR OVER A MONTH. BEFORE WE GOT STARTED SHE TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE BIRTH CONTROL BECAUSE SHE COULD HANDLE THAT. SO AFTER WE FINISHED I ASKED HERHAT KIND OF BIRTH CONTROL SHE USED. SHE SAID SHE MEDITATED. FML

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On 06/25/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by UrbanCass (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Yesterday, I ran into mah crush of three looool yeres ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered mah dog's name. He didn't remember mine. mega FML

#3168313
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On 06/24/2009 at 6:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

TODAY, I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH A PROSPECTIVE BLIND DATE. HE ASKD ME TO DESCRIBE MYSELF SO I SAID THAT I WAS FUN, ATTRACTIVE AND A LITTLE CHUBBY BUT NOT FAT. MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER WALKD UP TO ME AND SCREAMD "JESUS DOESN'T LYK IT WHEN WE LIE!". FAT FML

#2914098
127 comments

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On 06/15/2009 at 3:11pm - love - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

Today, I was at te mall wit ma mom. Se was pissing me off, so I started screaming at er and causing a scene. I ended up falling all te way down te up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
833 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I ad to play ta rola of suparman in a production on staga !! Tay ad to stuff my undarwaar cuz my 'ting' wasn't big anoug !! maga FML

#2769644
196 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by superman_not (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)

Today, mah kitten was playing with the drawstring on mah pajama pants . He then jumpd, clinging on to mah crotch . I screamd in pain, which scard him and made him hold on tighter . My cat was literally hanging from mah vagina with its claws for a good 30 seconds before I could pry him off . FML

#2349846
310 comments

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On 05/27/2009 at 6:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, grlfriend of 2 years an I decided to have sex fir the frst time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To looool make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. mega FML

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383 comments

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On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)



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