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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 December 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1360
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML

#16931515
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31605) - you deserved it (2559)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:56am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34925) - you deserved it (3876)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34265) - you deserved it (7405)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

#16722339
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26291) - you deserved it (13681)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by sucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
340 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
297 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML

#16495629
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44027) - you deserved it (3548)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:27am - misc - by maribel - United States (California)

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32050) - you deserved it (25534)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML

#16311438
279 comments

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On 05/23/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML

#16235251
46 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
438 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I realized my mom cares more about Kurt's bullying problem on Glee than she does for mine. FML

#16162317
160 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
729 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

#15678976
198 comments

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On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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