About ropeandneck : first of all, have a nice day.
I'm 21 and proud to be french canadian.
- I love travels
- hey grammar nazis, feel free to correct me. english is not my first language.
- I hate douchebags, they are everywhere now
- I'm a zombie hunter
- I love american trucks, cars of the 30's, and poutine ( the meal, fuck that ex KGB colonel )
- thumb me up, thumb me down, I still won't hate you.
- that's it for today creepers, stay tuned for new weird bullshit from time to time.
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Today, my pet parrot learned a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voice when I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech them whenever someone comes into the room. FML
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On 03/12/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)
Today, I had to spend a few hours in a hospital with a toddler and a preschooler projecting vomit all over, because my husband thinks "expiration dates are for pussies." FML
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On 02/18/2013 at 2:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML
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On 02/11/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by excusemeprincess (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish bi-product. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML
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On 02/11/2013 at 10:48am - animals - by firestar772 - United States (California)
Today, feeling lonely after my recent breakup, I put on my nicest clothes and went out clubbing with a few friends. I brought a guy back to my place, and we got intimate. It was going well, until he took off my push-up bra, then panicked and drunkenly asked, "Where'd they go?!" FML
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On 01/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by chase (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML
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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML
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On 12/15/2012 at 3:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML
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On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend claimed she was a Viking because she's pale and has blond hair. She also warned me that if I piss her off she'll go 'berserk' on me. She demonstrated by smacking me in the nuts with a wooden spoon. FML
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On 11/18/2012 at 2:45am - love - by jasmith - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
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On 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
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On 11/14/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by talker (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML
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Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
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On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)
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