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ropeandneck
  • Town/Country : montreal, canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 December 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 82
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ropeandneck : first of all, have a nice day.

I'm 21 and proud to be french canadian.

- I love travels

- hey grammar nazis, feel free to correct me. english is not my first language.

- I hate douchebags, they are everywhere now

- I'm a zombie hunter

- I love american trucks, cars of the 30's, and poutine ( the meal, fuck that ex KGB colonel )

- thumb me up, thumb me down, I still won't hate you.

- that's it for today creepers, stay tuned for new weird bullshit from time to time.

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ropeandneck's favorite FMLs

Today, my pet parrot learned a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voice when I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech them whenever someone comes into the room. FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20358) - you deserved it (6208)

On 03/12/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

#20538233
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38823) - you deserved it (3894)

On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I had to spend a few hours in a hospital with a toddler and a preschooler projecting vomit all over, because my husband thinks "expiration dates are for pussies." FML

#20511774
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29206) - you deserved it (2872)

On 02/18/2013 at 2:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML

#20502217
168 comments

Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish bi-product. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

#20502144
118 comments

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On 02/11/2013 at 10:48am - animals - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today, feeling lonely after my recent breakup, I put on my nicest clothes and went out clubbing with a few friends. I brought a guy back to my place, and we got intimate. It was going well, until he took off my push-up bra, then panicked and drunkenly asked, "Where'd they go?!" FML

#20477055
191 comments

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On 01/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by chase (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44662) - you deserved it (7276)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

#20400363
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30545) - you deserved it (4017)

On 12/15/2012 at 3:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML

#20182175
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5585) - you deserved it (17400) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend claimed she was a Viking because she's pale and has blond hair. She also warned me that if I piss her off she'll go 'berserk' on me. She demonstrated by smacking me in the nuts with a wooden spoon. FML

#20167650
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16212) - you deserved it (2169)

On 11/18/2012 at 2:45am - love - by jasmith - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

#20164653
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15710) - you deserved it (872)

On 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

#20162727
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6242) - you deserved it (12099)

On 11/14/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by talker (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML

#20162223
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5160) - you deserved it (19228)

On 11/13/2012 at 7:43pm - misc - by Z - Australia

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18500) - you deserved it (2539)

On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20430) - you deserved it (1706)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)



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