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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 551
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ropeandneck : first of all, have a nice day.

I'm 21 and proud to be french canadian.

- I love travels

- hey grammar nazis, feel free to correct me. english is not my first language.

- I hate douchebags, they are everywhere now

- I'm a zombie hunter

- I love american trucks, cars of the 30's, and poutine ( the meal, fuck that ex KGB colonel )

- thumb me up, thumb me down, I still won't hate you.

- that's it for today creepers, stay tuned for new weird bullshit from time to time.

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Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand, when I shouted "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48153) - you deserved it (9404)

On 08/06/2013 at 2:19am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML


I agree, your life sucks (63677) - you deserved it (6725)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50708) - you deserved it (14590)

On 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - Belgium

Today, my pet parrot learned a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voice when I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech them whenever someone comes into the room. FML


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On 03/12/2013 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML


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On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, I had to spend a few hours in a hospital with a toddler and a preschooler projecting vomit all over, because my husband thinks "expiration dates are for pussies." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39062) - you deserved it (4370)

On 02/18/2013 at 2:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML


Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish bi-product. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34891) - you deserved it (4234)

On 02/11/2013 at 10:48am - animals - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today, feeling lonely after my recent breakup, I put on my nicest clothes and went out clubbing with a few friends. I brought a guy back to my place, and we got intimate. It was going well, until he took off my push-up bra, then panicked and drunkenly asked, "Where'd they go?!" FML


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On 01/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by chase (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML


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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9996) - you deserved it (31741) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend claimed she was a Viking because she's pale and has blond hair. She also warned me that if I piss her off she'll go 'berserk' on me. She demonstrated by smacking me in the nuts with a wooden spoon. FML


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On 11/18/2012 at 2:45am - love - by jasmith - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML


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On 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML


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On 11/14/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by talker (man) - United States (California)

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