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Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML


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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML


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