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rohanp
  • Town/Country : Rotterdam, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 July 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 245
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6787) - you deserved it (99622)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife heard that wifi could be harmful for our newborn baby's undeveloped brain box. Her solution was to switch the wifi off on our laptops. She won't listen to the flaw in her plan. FML

#17411928
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20310) - you deserved it (2355)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:01pm - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42873) - you deserved it (6041)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML

#15515343
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12961) - you deserved it (39765)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
255 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

#15012596
116 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

#15012596
116 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -

Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML

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On 01/30/2011 at 12:21pm - kids - by Joey - United States (California)



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